GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An